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I remember my boss once telling me about marrying his first wife, and his father-in-law giving his speech at the reception. He said that, when my boss came to ask him if he could marry his daughter, he was so nervous he was, quote, "shaking like a nigger at a rape trial."

Apparently this "joke" was greeted by the appropriate stunned silence. Also, notice I said "first wife," not "current wife."

For the record, Rain's dad is not an asshole.

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