Dear Lucy: Do New Talia and her neighbor Canada observe something similar to the US' Daylight Savings Time? How much is the New Talian dollar (is it called a dollar?) worth compared to other currencies? If you could seduce any other character on the Net, who would it be? May I be your love slave? Love always, Sphynn Yes. It fluctuates like all currency, but the New Talian dollar is generally worth about $0.60 US. Either Sabrina, or Crushed. No. Dear Lucy, How do you cope with your different conflicting sexual preferences (i.e. personas)? They must create some sort of commotion with your friends. burnouttx P.S. Do your personas keep track on who wins? If so, whats the count? <giggles> What? You make it sound as if I have some kind of multiple personality syndrome or something. I'm just one cat with two sexual preferences. And I don't know that there's really a conflict between them. There was in the beginning, before I really felt comfortable acknowledging the fact that I had a homosexual side. Then it was just a matter of my head saying no, but my hips saying yes, so to speak. Now that I've come to terms with it, there's no problem. I don't tend to flaunt my homosexuality much, assuming by default that any girls I meet are straight and thus off-limits, so I don't cause too much trouble among my friends. Besides, my friends know I'm bi, and accept it. If your P.S. is asking about how many girls I've slept with as opposed to guys, I couldn't accurately say. I think there have been more guys, though. I mean, not that I'm a total slut who's fucked more people than she can count or anything... Dear Lucy, Fuck me? (lol) How flexible are you? (fiscally, physically, chronologically, whatever spin you like) Your car is so cool I must have it, how much? I missed lydia's tatoo, can I see it again? (panties optional) I heard you have 3 nipples, can i check? If your really a pussy cat, can you prove it? What are your measurements? p.s. I'm a residential appraiser and can get you a good rate on refinancing (lol) That is all -Rick, Orlando FL Fuck you? Quite. It's not for sale, I'm afraid. I'm rather fond of it. Real low maintainance, and easy on gas. Here you go. I sure do love the Internet. Who the hell is this? No, seriously, who? Wouldn't you like to know. Thank God. Ahh, Rich from Orlando. That explains everything. If you're so lonely, why not try hooking back up with Jezzebel? Did she leave too? -- Kal. To tell the truth, I haven't had time to be lonely lately. What with the new job and Lydia's troubles with Dirk... I'm just barely getting settled back into normality. Jezzebel's still around, though. I see her every now and then. It feels kinda weird trying to fool around with her, knowing she's Fisk's girl, but she insists that it's okay. I get that impression from Fisk, too. What is it with guys? What's the big attraction to seeing your sister and your girlfriend getting it on? Hello Lucy. My Name is Alex Bolla, and I'm from Erie, Pennsylvania. Here is my question. I know you have stopped any kind of sexual relationship with both of them, but who do you prefer in bed, Fisk or Zig-Zag? Can't wait to hear back! A~ Wow... You're putting me on the spot here. Well, first of all, I never stopped my sexual relationship with Zig. I've just eased off it a little. As for Fisk, well, we kinda sorted things out after the girlfriend of his (Jezzebel) I was trying not to get in the way of slept with me. But he's moved to Atlanta, and is also off doing military stuff somewhere currently, so I haven't seen him in awhile. But he'll be visiting me when his duty is done, and meow, that's gonna be a fun visit. So, who do I prefer? It's close, but I'm gonna have to say Fisk. It's dirtier to fuck one's brother, and I do love dirty. Plus, we have a stonger emotional attachment to each other than Zig and I. That's not to take anything away from Zig, though. That woman does things you would not believe. Dear Lucy, Whats up with the ex-incest between you and Fisk? How did it start? -elaina, worcester ma Well, it isn't ex-incest, as I described above. But it's a long and interesting story, anyway. It all started (This story has been censored due to the fact that it will be told in its entirety, in detail, in Better Days in the future - Editor). And that's how it happened. Do you have a webcam? If you do, you know you gots to be strippin. Do you think you can be emo enough for a slutc... I mean, webcam? -Catai Oh for Christ's sake... Look, I'll make you all a deal. I'll put up a picture of myself naked if you stop asking to have sex with me and see me naked. Deal? Deal. Nyello, Which site is better on a scale from one to awesome: BDK or H*R? I can't see a claer winner here, but I know if you had a lil' event where you pitted all the BDK characters against all the H*R characters in the greatest fight of the century (or at least for the next week or two) I know who the winner would be*. See ya, Jack Little, Ypsilanti Michigan *BDK. duh! I don't think the two can really be compared. One is comic strips, the other is cartoons. But if I am forced to choose, I personally think that Homestar Runner could kick BDK's ass all over the place. Then it'd gather the kicked ass up and shape it into a new, better ass, and kick that as well. And I think my ass is too hot to take that risk, so I'll just avoid the conflict. Dear Lucy, What is your favorite band of all time? Is there any style of music you couldn't live without? And, by the way, have you ever tried *pineapple* pizza? It blows pepperoni away. All right, slightly more serious question; how does cross-species reproduction work? I mean, is the offspring just a mix of the two breeds, or is medical help needed for a cross-species child to be conceived (in general, not just in cases where anatomical differences would make conception difficult). Thanks and keep trying to get Lydia into your pants! Merle My favorite band is Radiohead. I couldn't live without good rock music. I don't mean like Linkin Park and Korn and Nickelback and Blink 182 and all that stupid goddamn shit that is tearing modern rock music apart with its fucking stupid innanity and repetition!!! Oh, look at me! I'm Korn! I'm writing another song about how much childhood sucks! No one will notice that every song I've ever fucking written is about tormented childhood! I'm sure the fact that five people in the entire world bought our last album and they were all members of the band has nothing to do with the fact that it was exactly the same as our other four albums, and I'll prove it by making another album that is exactly the same! I'm Korn! Love me!! Daddy didn't!!! And I have tried pineapple on pizza. It works best with ham. Moving on, cross-species reproduction is not easy. Most sperm and egg cells are not compatible between species. It's a fairly effective form of birth control, fucking outside your species is. But it isn't 100%. Sometimes, conceptions do take place between species. For example, Zig Zag. Every member of her family was an ordinary skunk, except her grandfather. He was a tiger. He and her grandmother conceived children, and they were skunks. But tiger genes were present, passed down into the children, and eventually manifested themselves in the form of Zig's distinctive stripes. She's still a skunk, but she's got tiger stripes. Also, Dirk's friend Nikashi is half skunk, half cat. He calls himself a "mewphit." Why he is pink and blue, however, I have no idea. Dear Lucy, How is your job at Zig Zag's going so far? Have you composed any porn music for any of the videos you've had to work on yet? -- Sam Memedi, New Jersey It's going pretty well. It can be kinda distracting, obviously, but I try to keep myself squirreled away in the music department as much as possible. Not too much sex goes on there. Nowhere in the studio is totally safe from that, however. I just finished my first soundtrack, actually. It's for a movie called "Wet Pussies" that revolves around G-spot orgasms. I think it turned out pretty well. The music, I mean. Well, and the movie. But the music is what matters most. Sure, I got a free copy of the movie because I worked on it, but you know...I didn't watch it anymore than necessary to do the job. And I still don't. Yeah. Now, for completely unrelated reasons, I have to go.