Dear Lucy, Is your mom still moving to New Talia? How's that working out? - Brendan F She isn't, actually. Lots of the same stuff from the government and the army and such that I faced when I moved here got in the way. Plus the fact that Fisk moved back to Atlanta (before being shipped out to Whoknowswhereistan) led her to remain where she is. I think she also thinks that I'm gonna move back there soon, what with my having lost the job that caused me to move to New Talia in the first place. The fact is, though, that I like it here. Though I am gonna miss Mom and Fisk... Honey! Hello, dear. This is your mother writing. I have a whole pile of your stuff still here at the house in your old room. I turned Fisk's room into a guestroom, but that's because he visited his mother on at least a semi- regular basis and picked up his things. I patched the 3 inch wide hole he drilled into the wall that connected both of your closets. Such a large hole just for sharing cable! But if he was smart enough to be a builder, he wouldn't have become a soldier. Speaking of men, when am I going to be blessed with grandchildren? If you're not careful, you're going to end up like your cousin, Persia, doing pornography until your uterus shrivels up like a prune! I have to squeeze grandchildren before your brother dies in battle, or age catches up with you. I can help set you up when you want to settle down. I've already started talking to a few young men for you, but don't worry, I won't let them see the sty that you're room's become, what with your Strawberry Shortcake underwear laying around for the past ten years. Call me sometime, dear. Love, Your mother. Oh my God. You can't... Not in... I told you... Geez, I don't even know where to begin. I'm kinda sorry to hear about that hole being patched up. Fisk and I had some good times back then. Sharing cable, I mean. Good shows. I'll get my stuff out of there real soon, I promise. I've been looking for that underwear, actually. But please don't set me up with any more boys! Have you already forgotten about that Amarim guy you introduced me to when I was 18? I'm sure he's very nice and all, but he was like three inches tall! If I tried "squeezing grandchildren" with him... hmm, interesting... Um, I mean, no! I'm sure I will find the right guy sooner or later. Or the right girl, in which case I promise we will adopt. Okay? Yeesh... Yep, I sure will miss you, Mom. Hi, I'm sure I don't have to tell you about how good you look (people probably tell you that enough,) but I've noticed your facial features as well as you body have changed quite a bit since, say, February 18th, 2002. Have you had any kind of surgery or injections since then? Nope, no surgery or anything. It's all natural, baby! I think there's something in the air or the water or lobster in New Talia that does it, but I'm not sure. I had only been living in New Talia for a month or so on February 18, 2002, so whatever makes people hot here, it's had time to soak in by now. Dear Lucy, Me and my friend Mackenzie were wondering if Fisk was avalible for a threesome on December 25. See, we have his fantasy of him comming down the chimney (suit and all, but with a few pairs of handcuffs) and catching us being naughty under the tree. Please ask him for us? You're a doll. -Dashi Well, it is now after the 25th, but rest assured that I did ask him. I choose not to reprint his exact reply, but the basic idea was that it wasn't possible, with all the war stuff. Remember, he's real far away right now. Also, he wasn't sure if you were males or females. Or terrorists. Dear Lushious Lucy, I actually have THREE questions for you, one, why is it that in most furrie comics we never see any magickaly inclinded furries, such as Tengus and Kitsunes (Like me!)? I feel like I'm being discriminated against, though not really... Two: Yes, I am a Kitsune, the name is Inny, and Lucy, over these past weeks that I've seen you, I must say, I fallen for ya... your so magestic and leacherous and lustful, I LOVE IT! And I tell you this, you'd be surprised WHAT a Kitsune can do with so many tails... hehehe... And finally, Three: You work at ZZ Studios, right? ....can... can you get me a job there? I've always wanted to meet Zig Zag, not for perverted reasons, *Shifts eyes back and forth...*, whadda ya say? Put in a good word for me with Zig and a certain black rabbit? Tis all I ask and much hugs and love, PEACE!! Yours truely, Inny, the cutest Kitsune that will knock your teeth out with a yo-yo! P.S. If Fisk is in Atlanta and single... does that mean he's avalible... and POSSIBLY bi? My head hurts... One: I don't know why magical furries don't show up in many comics. Maybe because magic isn't real in most continuities, and said continuities are based in some part on reality, in that anthropomorphic animals are a legitimate stage of natural evolution in that world. But, like I said, I dunno. Two: ...Um... Thanks. Three: I don't actually have any control over who gets hired. Go talk to Zig. Show off those tails and their talents to her. And P.S. He only fucks slim, handsome, boyish men with both of their eyes, two seperate eyebrows and most of their teeth. So maybe if you're one of those, you can go ahead and try. Dear Lucy! How do you type with those boxing gloves on? XD XD XD Crapfully Terriekitten, Austria *laughter* Thanks, Terrie! Hey there, cutey. How ya been? Man, do I miss your bro sometimes...y'know, toys are fun and all, but it's really more fun with someone to bite, right? Hee. ;) He once told me that his sister made him cum just by sucking on his balls. Could you tell me how? Or maybe you can come over sometime and we can...ahh...discuss this more. Hmm, maybe with your boss's help and all, the two of us (or three, heh heh) could film him a little gift...I think he's must be getting 'lonely' way out there. ;9 --Jezz Ooh... I think I better file this one away in my growing collection of "private" letters. Mrowr. For those of you who don't realize it, "Jezz" is Jezzebel, Fisk's bat girl. And um... as far as sucking a guy's balls go, the trick is not to suck too hard. When you're sucking dick, you can't suck hard enough. When you're sucking sack, you have to be real, real gentle. It, um... took me some practice to get it down. Sorry again, Fisk. Hey Lucy, excuse my last email, that was rather rude of me to just ask you to fuck me like that let me start again... Dear Lucy, *Please* Fuck Me? Pretty please with whipped cream and you on top? Seriously, what do you want for Christmas? (I bet you can guess who *whoops* I mean what's first on my wish list) hehe Did you really think that showing us a pic of you naked was going to get you less vulgar requests? and hey thanks for the new desktop wallpaper, btw rockin' bod too, I can see why Fisk risks eternal damnation for being with his sis, who wouldn't? Still in only 2 Dear Lucy's we've already got you out of your clothes, in another month you'll be replying to mails with sound attachments of you moaning & purring in ecstasy and posting pics of yourself tied up and being rammed by something that says "Craftsman" on the side (lol) P.S. If that's what you want for Christmas I'll see what I can do hehe Does it worry you at all the amount of power Mat holds over you? Your at the mercy of a mad man, girl! If you don't believe me, why don't you have him pick the numbers in the next New Talia lottery, somehow i think that would turn into a very merry Christmas As for who am I? I guess I'll just regurge your quip to me, wouldn't you like to know -Rich, Orlando FL Oh, it's you again. Well, I guess if you're making the effort, I can try to be more civil. 1 - No. 2 - I wanted the extended DVD version of The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. And I got it. Thanks for asking! 3 - Well, I made a deal. No more requests for it means you get to see it. I choose to ignore the rest of your comments on the matter. 4 - Mat holds no power over me. He draws the comic, I exist in the comic. But there is no Mat in the comic, so my strings are being pulled by no one. I do my own stuff, and he just documents it. 5 - I do know. You're Rich from Orlando. Dear Lucy, Hi, I thought I'd ask for some help on a girl matter here... recently I broke my leg (Yeah, it sucks... but I got a pink cast, and pain's gone so I'm fine and stuff ^^) and well... boyfriend left out on me... and then I left an indent on his head by throwing an ornament at him. Okie, so question is, since you always seem to get caught in romantic love knots... How can I find a guy(or even a girl) just now to go out with who won't be put off by the cast? I mean, it'll be difficult to... you know... with the cast on and all...? Maybe if you could ask ZZ about, well... the positioning and stuff I should try please? (I've only seen one or two of her works... MAN I'm surprised she didn't break HER legs with that split man- never mind that ^^; ) Can you help out here, it's the worst problem for me since when I realised I had a chest as flat as a pancake that was ran over by a steamroller, followed by a parade of circus people and their animals x_^: Thank you if you can help! Yours ditzily, Jasmine Smith PS- If I said I liked Coldplay, Travis and Linkin Park, would you say I had an okay sense of music? Since you're the authority on the subject really... Cast... hmm... that's tricky. A lot of a guy's favorite pastimes with a girl involve her with her legs bent, so not being able to bend it kinda hurts. If I were you, I'd probably make up some story about how that leg got broken. Tell him you're just so kinky, always trying new things... and it backfired on you. Now all you can do is missionary. Poor you! One thing I know about guys: just hearing a girl talk about sex gets them going. And if you're lucky and do it well, he'll be sticking with you to see what happens when that cast comes off. Of course, then you have some high expectations to fill, but I'm sure you can handle it. As for your taste in music, Coldplay are quite nice, and Travis have their moments. As for Linkin Park, their quality depends on when you got into them. If you started with Meteora and thought it was good, then backtracked to Hybrid Theory, I can't blame you for too much. Meteora is okay when held as a single entity. If, however, you got into them with Hybrid Theory, you should be dismayed with how little evolution they have shown in moving on to Meteora, and should have some serious doubts about their genuine talent. Don't get me wrong, I liked Hybrid Theory, more than I thought I would. It's just that, with Meteora, they've managed to create exactly the same album twice, and I hope they demonstrate a bit more depth in the future. Nyello, If you could be any animal, what would you be? Ha ha ha, just kidding! Now for the real question: if you had one Christmas wish, what would it be? Would it be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace? If so, that's a pretty crappy wish if you ask me. See ya, Jack Little, Ypsilanti Michigan I'd like to wish for peace in the world, but as long as certain peoples discriminate against certain other peoples without being able to get their minds on anything else, that's not going to happen. And I don't think those certain peoples are ever going to develop enough civility and humanity to get their collective minds off their single track of genocide. So if I had one Christmas wish, it would be for stability. If there's going to be hate in the world, let it be silent, passive hate, not the active killing and destruction and additional reactionary killing and destruction we have now. Let there be tolerance. That's my wish.